What’s it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?
I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet, It reminds me why there’s no money in there.
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants, Guess I won’t be needing those any more.
Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer.
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure” – Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop
Following are some of the best funniest pictures of all time, including some funny memes, and humor quotes, remember to share the fun with your friends, but not at work it may get you into trouble
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